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  • Mum:  I'm feeling very depressed.
  • Me:  What are you feeling depressed about?
  • Mum:  .....
  • Mum:  .....
  • Mum:  Well, I've just been diagnosed with cancer...
  • Me:  Nononono, I just meant which thing in particular, not...you know what I meant?
  • Mum:  *starts laughing*



Anonymous: who did you love that you shouldn't have? ;) 

Somebody who, in the end, hurt me cruelly and who, really, wasn’t a particularly nice person.

It was a long time ago, though.


Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen.




cross out the things you’ve done.

snapslikethis:

Graduated high school. | Kissed someone.| Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette.| Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night. | Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep.| Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something.| Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Skipped school. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show.| Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school. | Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s.Made out with someone| Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship/dated someone.| Been on the TV.| French braided. | Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol. | Forwarded a chain letter. | Made a mistake.

plot twist: if you want to know the story behind any of these, message me and i’ll tell



unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.


happyemil:

becausebirds:

rembrandtswife:

(via 27 Bizarre And Beautiful Chickens)

Evolution is an artist.

mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”


UGH so cross with photoshop. It could have waited to have its hissy fit until after I was done with that graphic. Which I have now lost. And it’s too late to begin recreating it.

It was a good graphic, dammit!


*throws things at photoshop* nooooo, don’t stop responding, I’ve almost finished the graphic and I hadn’t saved it!!!! *throws more things at it*




Hogwarts was the first and best home he had known.